If you are able to laugh, you are the owner of the world.
Funny
Funny quotes and sayings can brighten your whole day. Funny quotes not only make you laugh, they remind you to look on the lighter side of life. Turn to inspiring funny quotes anytime you need to turn your attitude around.
Latest Funny Quotes
Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game.—God
God has unlimited anytime minutes.
Fastest way to heaven: knee mail.
Part of managing to grow old gracefully is that you just take the next step and hope you don’t fall when you take it.
Under the same management for 2,000 years.
God is always a wireless provider.
This church is a gift from God—Assembly required.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Pessimists need a kick in the can’ts.
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
Before going on vacation, donate blood. Mosquitoes don’t give coffee and donuts. We do.
